back to the future?

WHEN THE HECK DID THIS HAPPEN?

this is wen i realize the world is moving too fast for us.

when those that are born in THIS year can have drinks legally and finally stop stealign their dads PBR from the fridge to drink in the park with their friends. my word.

time is short. one minute you're celebrating your 21st birthday and suddenly its years since the last time youve been carded and you wonder where the time went. (slight exaggeration but this DOES make me feel older than i should.)

there are many lessons to teach those who turn 21.

hangover cures. we all have them, which to be honest really only work for ourselves. and there is no proof they do help, maybe it goes away on its own and we thank Aunt Ermas vile of juicejuice for giving us the pickmeup we needed.

my personal favorites and those that i, silly enough, believe do work include the following:

1. avoiding it all together by drinking 1.5x the amount of water as you do alcohol. starting from the beginning.

2. Orgasms. i am a firm believer that sex was the answer to my most recent hangover (in which i did not do the whole water thing).

3. stick to your guns..and by guns i mean the same type of alcohol. dont mix n match. find a good one and overdo it.

4. repeat #2. over and over again if it doesnt work. :]

5. if all else fails. throw up. throw the fuck up. just get it all out. and then crap.

and take heed to the fact that your body is telling you to get that crap out of you, and that it hates to have it all in there.

19eightyfuckingnine.

wow how time flies.

love the life. love the world. respect your elders. enjoy your drinks and drink responsibly children.

pshah.

love you, you drunken fools.